Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped
- "The cucumber has left the salad."
- "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."
- "Your soldier ain?t so unknown now."
- "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."
- "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"
- "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod."
- "You?ve got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."
- "You?ve got a security breach at Los Pantaloons."
- "I?m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"
- "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis."